Because we have children and not money, our house will be a huge, simple monolith: basically a gymnasium with a kitchen attached. We will have to forego amenities like marble baths, media rooms, surround sound, wet bars, infinity pools, and potties.
OK, OK, no - we will have potties. FIVE of them, to be exact.
|Granite in a laundry room! Can you fathom such wonder?|
It got to the point that before I would enter the next room, he would shout, "Just don't even LOOK at the GRANITE!"
|That gorgeous wrought iron rail is extra, alas|
|Gorgeous stone backsplash! Swoon!|
The developer has our earnest money. The financing has been more or less secured. The plans are almost finalized. Stay tuned, you all, for some good old fashioned real estate drama.