Thursday, March 15, 2012
So when a local spa was sponsoring a Mother's Day giveaway for an "Absolute Peace Spa Package," which included a massage, facial, manicure, pedicure, haircut, eye treatment (what IS that?), style and LUNCH, for freak's sake - you would have to spend the WHOLE day at the spa - I was determined I was going to win this sucker. The contest started in early March, and had unlimited entry; all you had to do was type in your information ad nauseum. So about 10 times per day, I entered my name, address, et cetera, every time I passed my darn computer.
If, however, you have 1.8 kids, a trust fund, and will be scheduling your spa day after a grueling session with your personal trainer, I hope you feel VERY VERY guilty for cruelly wrenching this day at the spa out of my hot little hands.
Of COURSE I'm kidding.