Valentine's Day, as interpreted by the Nordstrom Brothers:
Of the past 10 Valentine's Days, I have been pregnant for 6 of them. So feel for PVT, you all; I look nothing like these chickies. In fact, given my 20 + pounds and the swamp monster leg, I will be lucky if PVT takes me out to dinner, let alone feels merciful enough to give me any action.
There is one upside to all this gestating, though: I desperately need to upgrade my bra! D all the way, baby! So Happy Valentine's Day, PVT.
Ahem. What are your Valentine's plans? Hotter than mine, I hope?
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Speaking of action, my latest article - searching for hip maternity clothes - is up at Tulsa Kids. Should you ever find yourself knocked up in Tulsa, Oklahoma - there are worse fates, really - do check it out.
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