I had two of these. And a bit of sake, apparently. You see where this is going?
So! I came home! And was feeling so magnanimous, I brought the kids to our neighborhood pool (PVT had gone to that new Bradley Cooper vehicle with our friends). And I put the kids to bed! And woke up! And cleaned liquid dog cr*p with PVT! And drove to 8:30am mass!
And then! Parked, got out of the car, paused, got back IN the car, came home, and yes, puked!
Really, people? I can count the times on less than five fingers that this has happened in my entire LIFE - one of which was my 21 run.
AWESOME, there, you mother of FIVE.