Oh my friends. You have no idea what a sacrifice I am making by typing to you all tonight. I have been plagued by insomnia lately; thoughts whoosh and flit and and then clank down in my brain briefly, before they whip up again as if sucked into a twister. I CANNOT sleep! But no case of exhaustion is going to stop me from letting you know - in case you didn't already - that the Brangelina rumors appear to be false.
Exhale, dahlings.
Per Perez Hilton here, it's all a bunch of hooey. And I don't know about you, but I believe a gay guy named Perez who lives and breathes Hollywood fluff. Who else can you trust? And People magazine corroborated this. So I've done all the research for you, girls. You're welcome. Maybe it's because Brad finally shaved that Appalachian beard he had going on.
Alas, my dreams of Angelina hooking up with Olivier will have to wait. But at least you can sleep now.
Moi? Maybe I'll try the chemical approach.
6 comments:
*whew* I can definitely go to sleep now. ;) Hope the alky helps ya!
I'm not going to lie, I believe everything Perez says, he hasn't lied to me yet!
I agree, I don't think they are splittin up either....and like you, I like Angelina....although I also like Jen A!
Am enjoying reading your blog!
Kids are going back to school today...I attribute it too many days cooped up inside. Pour some vino and take a little nap with baby C.
Where there is smoke there is fire...I give them less then a year!
Better living through chemistry...
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