Oh my friends. You have no idea what a sacrifice I am making by typing to you all tonight. I have been plagued by insomnia lately; thoughts whoosh and flit and and then clank down in my brain briefly, before they whip up again as if sucked into a twister. I CANNOT sleep! But no case of exhaustion is going to stop me from letting you know - in case you didn't already - that the Brangelina rumors appear to be false.
Per Perez Hilton here, it's all a bunch of hooey. And I don't know about you, but I believe a gay guy named Perez who lives and breathes Hollywood fluff. Who else can you trust? And People magazine corroborated this. So I've done all the research for you, girls. You're welcome. Maybe it's because Brad finally shaved that Appalachian beard he had going on.
Alas, my dreams of Angelina hooking up with Olivier will have to wait. But at least you can sleep now.
Moi? Maybe I'll try the chemical approach.