Well, my friends, I have THE CURE FOR YOU. Grab a marvelous girlfriend, hop on a cheap flight to Dallas, Texas, and proceed to SHOP, DRINK AND EAT YOUR BRAINS OUT.
I highly recommend Northpark Mall for this therapeutic journey. It's possible you will spend 10 STRAIGHT HOURS SHOPPING the first day you get there. Fortunately, the Nordstrom at this mall is not only HUGE, it boasts a full BAR in its Bistro:
After all of this shopping, head straight to the W Victory Park Lane. While you will feel a bit like an Escaped Momvict, you will love looking at the beautiful young things and flirting with the sweet gay W employees, who seem to know that no one has plied you with compliments since 1998.
You will eat and drink whenever, whatever you want. You will not care that it is 10AM ! and you are drinking a Bloody Mary.
In fact, my friends, you will be SO RELAXED on this little junket that your brains may literally spill out onto your Heavenly Bed. Your limbs will feel more loose and noodly than al dente. You may, in fact, be unable to drink a glass of water without it cascading all over your lap. You may forget your credit card at lunch. You may EVEN LEAVE THE AIRPORT WITHOUT REMEMBERING OH! YOUR LUGGAGE. But you know? It won't matter at ALL, since you will only be responsible for your one little self, and not your many screaming, scampering progeny.