Apparently Someone is trying to convince me He still exists, because I got this in the mail yesterday:
Woo hoo! I have spent enough to have earned Level Two Nordstrom Fashion Rewards!
What does this mean? Well, I get "Early Access" to the Anniversary Sale, and an "Invitation to the Holiday Private Shopping Event," which doesn't do me dog doo here in Tulsa. But I do get "Complimentary standard shipping for Nordstrom purchases, in-store and online. Up to $10.00 per transaction." That's RATHER interesting. And get this: "If you’re experiencing a fashion emergency, a Nordstrom specialist will be ready to assist you anytime, day or night. Simply refer to your Fashion Rewards membership card for the dedicated phone number."
A FASHION EMERGENCY? My Gawd, I love Nordstrom.
The Fashion Rewards go up to Level 4, where you get free alterations, access to "specially designed shopping packages," and "personal concierge services." Personal concierge? Hmmm. I'm sure if you spend enough, they'll shut down the store for you while you shop naked for Jimmy Choos and diamond tiaras. And Blake Nordstrom himself keeps refilling your glass of Veuve Cliquot, and gives you frequent rubdowns and foot massages.
Things to aspire to.
16 hours ago